I imagine this whole weekend will be a great excuse for having St. Patrick’s Day parties. There will be green beer flowing through the streets of just about every American city.

I’ve never like to go out clubbing on St. Patrick’s Day, because it is the second most dangerous night of the year to be driving and risking being around drunk drivers. I call it “Amateur Night.”

If you go out partying this weekend, I hope you have a lot of fun. But make sure you have a safe way home – don’t try to drive home drunk.