Last year our Walgreen’s had a weird message on their street sign, “We Have Chicken Poop.”

The first time I saw the sign, I thought what is up with chicken poop? Is is a new fertilizer for your garden? Is it some sick new dietary supplement?

There was no other advertising, no TV commercials, no ads in the newspaper. I had no idea what was the big deal about chicken poop.

Now, just a year later, there is no longer any chicken poop stocked at any of the local Walgreens. And now I want some.